Posted on Tuesday, 16 February 2010

The following is an account of a dream I had that I woke up from laughing my ass off. I have no idea if its actually funny. And go:
Imagine if you will a convenience store with a stereotypical middle-eastern shopkeep. He has just received the week’s grocery order and is starting to put it away. One of the stacks of items is several large bags of generic cereal too cheap for boxes. These bags can talk and they’re being quite rauccous. One bag speaks with a brooklyn accent and appears to be the one in charge. The shopkeep looks annoyed, but tries his best to ignore the talking cereal as they’re just having a few yuks before they’re ultimately eaten by Poor or frugal people. However when the head cereal turns his comedic ire on the shopkeep “will not stand for this kind of biggotry from cereal!”  The cereal then says “What ya gon’ do? Blow us up? ‘Ear dat boys? Dude’s gonna blow up a bag of breakfast!” 

…At which point I woke up laughing my ass off