January 2009
7 posts
See ya later 2008...
It’s been great
Tomorrow’s 2009
Hope it’ll be fine.
Omg, rhymeez! Well, we come to the end of another year. This year…has been uneventful. There were adventures. Laughs. Tears. Bowel Movements. And many other touching moments that may or may not have influenced the rest of my life. Who knows? I find myself very apathetic about things like this anymore. ...
December 2008
8 posts
I’m paralyzed by the music
The beat beats me senseless.
Some of the most morbid things are the most...
Today (well, yesterday I guess if you want to get into specifics), Eartha Kitt died (according to New York Times email alerts). Eartha Kitt is the woman who sang “Santa Baby.” The irony is simply staggering. I know someone dying shouldn’t amuse me, but I can’t help it.
No Brownie points for you...
Wow. Just…wow. The Browns look awful. More specifically the offence. I have no gripes for our defense. They’re pretty rowdy. Our offense is just abysmal. Not enough Josh Cribbs. Not enough Jerome Harrison. Why put in 3rd and 4th string quarterbacks when Josh Cribbs was a quarterback in college? It’s just the dumbest scheme I’ve ever seen. So much bullshit. ...
Ooooh...Dianetics!
So I was misinformed. What we went to see wasn’t a scientology pagent, exactly. It was a play making fun of scientology in the form of a scientology pagent telling the story of L. Ron Hubbard (the L stands for laughs), starring a bunch of kids. It was pretty good. I mean I guess technically it was the best play I’ve seen all year, but it was also the only play I’ve seen this...
Dianetics? Seriously?
So tonight a bunch of us are going to see a Scientology holiday pagent or something. Should be interesting, especially considering how hilarious I find the concept of Scientology.
I agree completely
"Too much rock and roll or not enough?"
The perfect amount.
Eagles of Death Metal concert was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I will never have another experience quite like it. Sorry about the shitty quality, the camera on my phone sucks some strange exotic animal’s genitals.